slyimperfectionest:

I ship it

John when where you straite?

JOHN WHY?!

He is now a hermit crab.

Nice to know ol’ chap

Who?

Niggerf, tho…

Why is he in your ass?!

JOHN WHY ARE YOU IN EVERYONES ASS?!

JOHN STAHP

CALIBORN WHY

SEEMS LEGIT.

Diddly doo fuck you ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Jesus aint fuck no christ, das gay.

I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED.

conanners:

i might actually color this later bah goodnight

karkat u been actin in gay porn?

s only 8 kani you cant be affected alreadyt

my brain hurts

mm just..gonna take a few of them..yeah. a few wont hurt..maybe i’ll fall asleep

also, that IMALIVE.org whatever the fuck thing can go fuck themselves. they are NEVER online. didnt need your fucking help anyway, assholes…..sigh…

derse-dicks:

so my dad and i went out to eat and as we were waiting for the elevator

my dad had a small conversation with the person in the box beforehand

  

DAD YOU LET MY HUSBAND GO???!?? WE WERE GOING ON THE SAME FLOOR

ok so, i’m running out of ideas here, and I know killing myself won’t do shit..does cutting help? like, does it legit help to slice yourself open, if it’ll give me SOME fucking relief? Cause those pills are looking mighty tempting right about now. Everyone is asleep, so yeah.

that moment when you say you’re going to bed but instead you just sulk alone in your dark room and then go watch something on netflix instead.